Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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