"it" just moved
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Randomize
