it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I feel like death gave me a hand job
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
