She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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