yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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