What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Come on in and take your pants off
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