Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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