You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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