ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
