I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're so nebulous sometimes
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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