I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
nutella sex= disaster
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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