so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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