i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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