this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Randomize
