I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You're earring is so big in my mouth
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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