Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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