8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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