Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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