is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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