He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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