do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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