It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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