babies were throwing up all over the place
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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