I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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