is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I did not marry a roomba.
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