Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My dick has a subreddit
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I have tasted many bathrooms
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I see more hoeing in ur future
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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