is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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