Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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