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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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