THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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