Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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