Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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