Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
