I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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