i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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