im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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