where am i from again
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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