I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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