I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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