sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Two words: nipple clamps
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