Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
