my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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