i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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