i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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