I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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