A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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