It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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