margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
