Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Are we still banned from the library?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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