i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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