Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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