Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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