You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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