What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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