I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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