Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
