I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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