come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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